Wednesday, 7 November 2012

EPIC joke

Another EPIC joke :

I came home from work last night and told my wife that I have been given a huge promotion which means I get my own office and can employ my own private secretary..

"You'd better choose someone who's a bit old, fat and ugly", She said, "I don't want you choosing someone who you'd be tempted to have sex with"

I replied, "That's fair enough..
When can you join ?"